Captions that get replies for comedy creators

12 captions you can use today

1. 01

   “Fixing the fare from F-10 to Saddar, played completely straight by both sides, because that is how it actually happens. Tag the friend who says bhai thora kam karo and then pays full anyway.”

   “F-10 se Saddar ka kiraya tay karna, dono taraf se poori sanjeedgi ke sath, kyunke asal mein aisa hi hota hai. Us dost ko tag karein jo kehta hai bhai thora kam karo aur phir poore paise deta hai.”

   Everyday-situation sketch that needs zero setup for a twin-city viewer.

2. 02

   “Every wedding has one uncle guarding the buffet table like it is family property. Shaadi season starts next month. Tag yours before he finds this himself.”

   “Har shaadi mein ek chacha buffet ki aisi hifazat karta hai jaise ghar ka maal ho. Agle mahine shaadi season shuru. Apne wale ko tag kar dein, us se pehle ke wo khud dekh le.”

   Posted in the first week of wedding season, when everyone is at one.

3. 03

   “Roza at 4pm and roza at 6:55pm — same man, same room, one costume change and no other edit. Send it to whoever turns dangerous an hour before iftar.”

   “Chaar baje ka roza aur pauney saat ka roza. Wohi banda, wohi kamra, ek kapron ki tabdeeli, aur koi edit nahi. Jo iftar se ghanta pehle khatarnak ho jata hai, use bhej dein.”

   Ramadan afternoon, when the whole audience is in exactly that mood.

4. 04

   “We asked people in Saddar what they would do with ten lakh rupees, and the third answer is the reason this video exists at all. Comment yours and the best one gets filmed next week.”

   “Saddar mein logon se poocha ke das lakh mil jayen to kya karein ge, aur teesra jawab hi is video ki asal wajah hai. Apna jawab comment karein, sab se acha agle hafte shoot hoga.”

   Street-reaction format, which turns the city into a recurring cast member.

5. 05

   “The khala who knows every family's rishta business is back, and this week it is your turn in her list. Tag her. You already know exactly who she is.”

   “Wo khala jinhe har ghar ke rishton ki khabar hai, wapas aa gayi hain, aur is hafte unki list mein aap hain. Tag kar dein, aap ko pata hai kaun hai.”

   Recurring-character episode, once people search the character by name.

6. 06

   “Rent day, part four. The landlord has a new excuse this month and so do we. Comment what he should try in part five and we will actually use it.”

   “Kiraye ka din, chautha hissa. Malik makan ke pass is mahine naya bahana hai aur hamare pass bhi. Paanchwe hisse mein wo kya bahana banaye, comment karein, hum wohi istemal karein ge.”

   Serialised sketch, posted the same day each month so people expect it.

7. 07

   “Eid shopping with six people in one unbroken take, because that is exactly how long it feels. Share it with the family group that will recognise itself immediately.”

   “Chhe logon ke sath Eid shopping, ek hi take mein, bina cut, kyunke lagta bhi itna hi lamba hai. Ghar ke group mein bhej dein, wo foran pehchaan lein ge.”

   Last ten days of Ramadan, when the markets are open past midnight.

8. 08

   “The light went in June and not one person in the room moved. Filmed in the dark on purpose. Tag whoever in your house reaches for the UPS switch first.”

   “June mein light gayi aur kamre mein koi hila tak nahi. Jaan boojh kar andhere mein shoot kiya hai. Ghar mein jo sab se pehle UPS ki taraf bhagta hai, use tag karein.”

   Summer load-shedding week, filmed the moment the power actually cuts.

9. 09

   “Free chai outside a Pindi dhaba for one honest answer, and we got more honesty than we had planned for. Comment the question we should ask there next week.”

   “Pindi ke dhabe ke bahar ek sache jawab ke badle muft chai, aur sachai umeed se zyada mil gayi. Agle hafte wahan kya poochein, comment karein.”

   Cheap repeatable format for a week when no sketch idea is ready.

10. 10

    “We asked students leaving a G-9 academy the easiest question from their own syllabus. Watch till the last one. Comment your subject and we will come for your batch next.”

    “G-9 ki academy se nikalte bachon se unhi ke syllabus ka sab se aasan sawal poocha. Aakhri wale tak dekhein. Apna subject comment karein, agli baari aap ki.”

    Exam season, when the target audience is standing outside academies daily.

11. 11

    “We got nine minutes into this shoot before an uncle shut the whole thing down, and that part is in the video too. Comment where we should try next, quietly.”

    “Is shoot ke nau minute hi guzre the ke ek chacha ne band karwa diya, aur wo hissa bhi video mein hai. Agli jagah kaunsi ho, comment karein, chupke se.”

    Turning a failed public shoot into the post instead of losing the day.

12. 12

    “For brands: we will make your sketch genuinely funny or we will pass on the job, because a feature list read out loud is not a sketch and dies at three thousand views. WhatsApp for rates and past branded work.”

    “Brands ke liye: ya to sketch waqai funny banaye ga, ya hum kaam nahi lein ge, kyunke features parh dena sketch nahi hota aur teen hazaar views pe mar jata hai. Rate aur pichla branded kaam WhatsApp pe.”

    Pinned post that saves you three weeks of arguing over a brand script.